wtf is thiss.
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- ^ WTF? Olive Garden is so an italian restaraunt.
- damn new yorkerr!
i’m not from africa,
I suppose this would be what people call my first blog entry. It’s nothing special so really, if you do not want to bore yourself then you should leave. But I mean my blog will be pretty raad. I’ll make itt, But first off. Why is the fuggiin site so plain? Where is the pizzazz the, colors, the thing that draws attention to this damned site. It’s just blue and white. How boring. Oh those are my school colorss. haha. wow. uhm well. I feel like a person who has no friends, so they text themself. actually i texted myself last nightt so I guess I should not say thaat. Well. Let’s start off by saying, I’m not from Africa. Why would I say that? Because it is true. Why would I flat out say, Oh hey! I live in the USA! Saying your not from Africa is so much more cooler and my blog will add the pizzazz to this unpizzazzy site. Anyway. I’m not from Africa. Oh wow my nails need some touching upp. Sorry, a girly momentt. Oh and another thing you should know. I’m not 100. Blogging tires out my fingers. So I’m going to be Daisy and stop for now. Oh and in case you are wondering Daisy is a synnomon for lazy. Okay this is getting akward noww. AKWARD TURTLE MIRYAAM
